Chariot Problems

Hey Mortals, its me Thor.
Sittin here on my comp writing to you guys because Im stranded right now in Burlington Massachusetts, (way far away from my personal kingdom of Bilskirner) a quiet suburban community known for its mall featured in the cosmically bad movie Mall Cop. Its strange being the God of Thunder and being stuck in such a small town, but theres nothing I can do about it now seeing as my Chariot broke down yesterday.
On the way back from work, where I work with a dashing young pup named Travis Bettinson, who seems to be getting his training for bike and build back in order, my chariot goat Tanngrisnir fell into a pothole causing my other goat Tanngnjostre to fall sideways and break his leg. Poor goats... Anyways I called AAA and had them bring the chariot back to father Odins place in Asgard.
So now you know why I, the God of Thunder, am sitting here in Burlington Ma, throwing Mjollnir against a cardboard target for practice, while drinking a Stone Ruination IPA...delicious.

-Thor.

Long time no post. (Guess im not too good at this blogging thing). Been working my ass off since graduation from good ol JWU, just started at "Chez Henri" a Cuban/French fusion restaurant in Harvard Square Cambridge Ma, come check us out, were a historical 6 time best of boston winning restaurant (not to brag, but its kind of an institution *looks down and polishes fingernails on fine silk shirt*). You may be asking "what does this have to do with bike and build Trav"? Well the reason I say this is because its getting in the way of training!! But not to fear oh questioning one, my prayers may have been answered, Im getting a Bike Charlie Card!! This allows me to bike to the T station from my house and lock my bike up in a nice, tight, secure, cage away from all those would be theives. Anyways, Ive exhausted my vocabulary for the day...

On a side note.....I did meet a mythical creature the other day...shes a goddess, but im not sure which one yet. Could be Aphrodite, could be Athena, maybe Demeter. Either way....definitely a goddess, and should be treated like one.

On a second and less interesting side note...my next post might be written from the point of view of a Mythological character....just to spice (caraway) things up a bit.